Begining of Billy

Billy Madison, the Beginning.
Man, my dad said in order for me to run the hotel, I have to do something that will prove to him I will be able too. I asked him about having a week in grades k-12, and If I pass every grade, I will be able to take over his business.
Well…today is my first day of school. First day of kindergarten. As I got to school. Miss Lippy introduces me to all the little kids. I feel like a giant.
“This is Billy, he is going to be here with us for a week.” Miss Lippy said.

“Let’s show him how we welcome all of our new students”. She said with a smile.

They all stood up and started walking toward me with their freaky smiles and start hugging me. It was a little weird.

As we all went out for recess I stood in for a little bit cause I didn’t want to go outside.

“What are you doing, you should be out there playing dodge ball” The teacher said.

“I’m not really in the mood…but I guess I will go.

As I step outside I get hit in the face with a ball.

O’doyal , rules! A little kid shouted out.

“You’re out!” he yelled

So I walked back inside with a frown on my face.

I look at the teacher..and for some reason she’s putting glue on her face. I was a little scared cause it seemed like she liked it. But hey, what do I know. I’m in kindergarten


Week 2, 1st grade

On the way to school, I saw Mr. Penguin again. Man that guy ticks me off.

“Everybody, say hi to Billy” the new teacher said.

“Hi Billy” the kids said with their little voices.

That whole week we learned how to add. It was terrible. I just drew pictures the whole time. Nothing exciting that week.

Week 3. 2nd grade

The first day I enter 2nd grade, we learn how to subtract. This seemed much much harder. I had a hard time learning it, but I managed.

On the last day off 2nd grade, it we celebrated valentine’s day. But I was also mad cause we had a sub, principle Anderson. There’s a myth that he killed a guy wrestling. But nobody really believes it. I look on my desk and see 3 valentine’s day cards. I opened 2 of the 3, both Veronica and Erika were staring at me with their glimmering eyes. The third one was really detailed and a bunch of colors. To Billy, from principle Anderson. Hmm…I opened it and it said some really weird stuff. Across the room, I see him nodding his head looking at me. I kind of gag and turn around.

Finally, the last few hours of 2nd grade, it’s me and another snotty girl in the spelling B.

“Spell ..couch” the teacher says to the girl.

Couch…C..u..”WRONG!” I yell out.

“Quit down Billy!” Now Billy…if you spell couch correctly, you pass second grade” the teacher said

I was so nervous. Couch..C…o..u..r…are you going to the mall later?

“No Billy, I am not going to the mall later, finish the word” she said with a frown.

C..o..u…c…h?

“That’s it, you’ve passed! She said with a smile.

Boy, am I happy. No more second grade, moving on the third.

Fourth week, 3rd grade.

Everything seemed so boring, I hated it.

But the teacher…wooahh was she a hotty.

“Everybody, this is Billy, he is going to be with us for a week. Can you all say hi?”

“Hi Billy” they said.

I take a seat and apparently we have to read this lame book.

The hot teacher’s name was also Veronica like that girl in second grade. She chose this chubby kid to read. W-w-when h-h-e, I didn’t know if this kid was tongue tied, but he sucked at reading. “Please! Ple-e-e-ease! Please let me go!” He went on. T-t-te-, TU-TU-TU- TODAY JUNOIR! Whats up with the st-st-studering?

The teacher started coming at me and grabbed me by the ear, it hurt more than any pain I have ever felt. She took me out in the hall and started yelling at me.